My good friend dared to tag my ass, so here it is.

1. What color are your kitchen plates?
White with some blue lines to make them look a little less cheap.

2. What book are you reading now?
I've been trying to read Naked Lunch for a while, but all the substance abuse and hardcore gay sex make it a little confusing.

3. What is on your mouse pad?
Dirt.

4. Favorite board game?
Board games are for old people. Im all about video games!

5. Least favorite smells?
Cat poo, Stinky toes.

6. What is the first thing you think of in the morning?
Sex, most of the time. Music too.

Oh, and sometimes i think about

7. Favorite color:
Orcish Green

8. Least favorite color:
None.

9. How many rings until you answer the phone?
Two.

10. FUTURE CHILD'S NAME:
R. Borlax
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Gato Jr.

11. Chocolate or Vanilla?
Both at the same time.

12. Do you like to drive fast?
No, i drive like an old lady.

13. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?
ew, no!

14. Do you like thunderstorms?
Yup

15. What was your first car?
I dont have one, but hopefully i will.

16. What is your sign?
Scorpio

17. Do you eat the stems of broccoli?
Hell yea.

18. If you could have any job what would it be?
huh.....job?? what's that?

19. If you could have any color hair what would it be?
Orcish Green.

20. Is the glass half full or half empty?
half...half...(?)

21. What is your favorite movie?
Mmmmh....kinda hard to choose jut one...i'd say Eddie Scissorhands, cause it brings me childhood memories.

22. Do you type with your fingers on the right keys?
No.

23. What’s under your bed?
Dirt

24. What is your favorite number?
13.

25. Favorite sports to watch?
Boxing, sometimes.And good ol' mexican pro wrestrling.

26. Your single biggest intense pain?
i like to keep those to myself.

27. Person most likely to respond?


28. Person you sent this to who is least likely to respond?
God.

29. Ketchup or mustard?
Ketchup.

31. Hamburger or hot dog?
Both at the same time.

32. Favorite season?
Fall, and Winter.

33. The best place you have ever been?
The same art supplies store is obssesed with....and my living room.

34. What is your screen saver?
The black, endless void.

35. What is your favorite fast food place?
Burger King

36. What is your favorite breed of Dog?
........I hate boxers a little less than other breeds.

37. Your nicknames?
Online: GatoDanzig, Gatosomethingsomething.
Offline: Mario, Mayin, Tuerto, Idiota, Gato.

38. Have you ever been kissed by the opposite gender?
Cheeks only

39. What annoys you the most?
People, Crowded places.

40. What’s your crush's name?
Rosa.

41. What’s your best friend’s name?
Aldocore AKA THE MAN

42. Which celebrity annoys you the most?
Mexican Newsbitch Lolita Ayala.

43. What type of music do you dislike the most?
Reggaeton, Rap.

45. What is currently on your wrist?
Dirt

46. Okay, If you and one other person could be alone on the entire planet, who would you choose?
Myself, i´d rather be alone .
Or maybe, just maybe

47. Are you a righty or a lefty?
Righta'

48. What's your favorite tv show?
The Simpsons.

49. If you could make-out with any cartoon character, who would it be?
This could take a while...so ill just say "a lot"

50. If you could say or do anything to Johnny Depp, what would you do?
"hello there, hot stuff!" and then i'd grab his ass.

51. Do you use any movie/tv show quotes in everday life?
yup.

52. If you could have any super power, what would it be?
Turning into water, like that guy from the wonder twins.

53. What is your favorite band?
I love all my bands alike.

54. Do you hate anyone?
Yeah.

55. What's on your desktop?
A World of Warcraft Poster.

56. Do you have any pets?
A cat army

57. Do you have a fursona, if so, what is it, and what's it's name?
...(?)

58. What are your hobbies?
Drawing, Videogames, Music.....finding new ways to destroy my dignity, or what's left of it.

59. Pepsi or Coke?
Pepsi.

60. Do you like bondage pants?
No.

61. What's on your mind?
GOTTA GO WATCH PURPLE RAIN!!!!!!!!!11OMFG!!111
62. If you were being stalked by a creep, what would you do?
Stalk him back.

63. Sherbert?!?
huh....yeah....

64. Do sharpies make your nose itch?
sometimes.

65. What is your heritage?
Orcish-Mexican.